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A soft, responsibly made cotton tee with a subtle, witty text design that reads like a dry aside. The relaxed, classic fit and crew neckline make it easy to layer under jackets or wear on its own. Breathable medium-weight fabric holds prints crisply while staying comfortable all day — from quiet afternoons with friends to late-night bar runs. Small design details, like the tear-away label and reinforced shoulder tape, keep it feeling lived-in without losing shape. For shoppers who favor understated humor and everyday durability, this tee blends clean minimalism with personality.
Product features
- 100% ethically grown US cotton (solid colors); OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- Medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric — breathable and durable year-round
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner drape
- Direct-to-Garment and DTF printing for crisp text and sleeve details
- Tear-away label, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape for lasting comfort and shape
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Told Myself I'd Stop Drinking — Funny Minimalist White Tee
$25.99
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$25.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% ethically grown US cotton (solid colors); OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- Medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric — breathable and durable year-round
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner drape
- Direct-to-Garment and DTF printing for crisp text and sleeve details
- Tear-away label, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape for lasting comfort and shape
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean